One Slice Pizza Slicer
Guarantee perfect pizza slices every time with our One Slice Pizza Slicer (patent pending)!
The ruthless laws of Euclidian geometry mean that cutting a pizza with a knife or a “roller” pizza slicer requires an astonishing number of cuts. In fact, cutting 8 wedge slices of a circular pizza requires four cuts. Four!
It’s exhausting to even think about making those four cuts. And by the time you’re done slicing, your family will have gotten tired of waiting and gone out to eat, or died of hunger.
If you even have enough strength left in your arm to pick up a slice after that grueling ordeal, you’ll probably find that your slice is either too large or too small. That’s because making a bunch of haphazard slices across the pizza results in irregularly sized slices, which can cause resentment, anger, and pizza-stealing at the dinner table.
It's time to put those days behind you. Our One Slice Pizza Slicer requires just a single motion to cut 8 perfect slices, every time. Just set the slicer on top of the pizza and press hard, or sit on it. In less time than it took to read that sentence, you’re done! (Except you still need to hand-wash the pizza slicer. OK, now you’re done!)