Are you tired of restrictive airplane seats that won’t let you recline a full 180 degrees? You paid for that seat, and you should be entitled to tinker with its machinery. That’s where the Knee Crusher™ comes in.
The Knee Crusher™ is a simple, lightweight device that fits easily into your pocket. After your plane has reached cruising altitude, just crouch under your seat and use the Knee Crusher™ to loosen the mounting bolts on your seat's reclining mechanism. Then gently push your seat backwards until it is completely horizontal. Now lie back, relax, and enjoy while fellow travelers stare at you with a mixture of envy and quiet admiration!
The Knee Crusher™ even comes with a Knee Crusher™ Courtesy Card™ for you to hand to the passenger sitting behind you:
Hi there: it’s me—the person whose head is resting in your lap and who also just handed you this card. I am using the Knee Crusher™, a small plastic device that allows me to recline my seat to a comfortable angle. I hope that somehow this does not inconvenience you. If it does, I encourage you to complain to the airline, because clearly they are the true villains here.