Happy Frog Statue (Not Cursed)
Eliminate confusion over whether or not guests are welcome in your home with this friendly frog statue!
This delightful duo of frogs is the last garden statue you will ever need to buy. And not because you will die soon after buying it in an improbable, grisly accident, but rather because your desire for whimsical garden statues will be so thoroughly sated that you will never again feel the desire to buy another. Don’t even worry about grisly accidents.
Standing 11” high, this charming statue is molded from river clay, hand-painted, and rumors about it being cursed are completely false.
Each statue comes from a cache of frog statues that was discovered in an underground cave in an unpopulated region of Papua New Guinea, and is shipped to you in a 2”-thick lead strongbox that has been welded shut for no special reason.
Looks so realistic that you'll swear you can hear them croaking! But you are definitely just imagining it.