Let’s face it—the world around us is terrifying. Whether it’s talking to an attractive woman, giving a speech, or merging onto the highway, life is full of things that make us want to hide under a blanket and rock back and forth.
But what if there were a way to make these fears seem…smaller? Now there is!
Using optics techniques first pioneered by Isaac Newton, Far-noculars™ use lenses and mirrors to make the objects look more than 10x farther away—giving you the confidence and emotional distance you need to get through your day.
And as a special feature, Far-noculars™ can be adjusted to make the objects in your vision seem not just far away, but hazy and out-of-focus. It’s the next best thing to being blind!
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