Help the elderly shut-in or awkward teen in your life relieve their unrelenting loneliness by providing them with companionship--from a Corporate Person!
Each Corporate Person is incorporated just for you, and comes with a range of convincingly humanlike characteristics. It can sign contracts, be a party to litigation, exercise its first amendment rights to freedom of speech by making political expenditures…and even fall in love!
Just choose the model that fits your needs, and our corporate law experts will do the rest. In 7-10 business days, your Corporate Person will have been “born.” For tax purposes, it will be headquartered in a P.O. Box, but you can carry its corporate charter with you anywhere. From mergers, to stock splits, to restructuring, there’s no telling what kind of antics you and your Corporate Person will get up to!