Black Friday Shopper Prod
It seems like every year, the Black Friday doorbuster deals get more and more amazing. But like everything else in this world, they’re ruined by one thing: people.
As sure as the sun rises in the east on Black Friday morning as you sit shivering in your lawn chair waiting for Target to open, some jerk is going to push you out of the way to get the last 80” flatscreen TV for $19. And if he succeeds, he is going to have all that happiness that could have been yours.
The Black Friday Shopper Prod will give you the confidence you need to assert yourself against aggressive, selfish shoppers, and the ability to make sure you get your fair share of deals. If you spot someone who doesn’t deserve that camera or laptop more than you, just give them a quick zap--in no time, they’ll be flopping around on the ground and admiring what a savvy shopper you are.
Hurry now while supplies last!