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Bedpan
$14.99 

Nothing gets the heart racing like a scary movie. But on the flip side, nothing calls into question whether you are actually an adult like getting up to use the bathroom in the middle of the night after watching a scary movie. This unnerving experience can raise some troubling questions.

  • Is there anyone behind that shower curtain? Are you sure?
  • Why is the light on in the basement when you’re 95 percent sure you turned it off before bed?
  • When you get back into bed in the pitch-black darkness, how do you know it’s your spouse beside you?
  • What if you walk into the living room and there is a girl in a tattered white gown sitting silently on your couch, and she turns and smiles at you with dead eyes, and her teeth are jet black?
Don’t even try to answer these questions, because that way lies madness. Instead, just use a Bedpan! After you’ve done your business, simply return the Bedpan to your nightstand and go back to sleep. And the best part is, it’s dishwasher safe!
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